Ok, first of all, this b-movie is very very bad. the result is worse than you can imagine. Their attempt to create a movie that combines South Park and Evil Dead is a questionable goal to begin with. Clearly, the writer and director were influenced by Sam Raimi, but they also seem to love the lowbrow comedy of Trey Parker. There are shots in the movie that are so grainy that you'd swear there was sand in your TV screen. They tried to fix this in post by blasting the image with as much light as possible, which just makes it grainy. It's as if they couldn't afford a light bulb over 40 watts or they didn't know how to open up the aperture on the camera. These effects are worse than anything you'll see on a third graders flash animation site. These look like they were done on an Atari 800. The effects are obviously done on a home computer, but not anything that was made before 1979. I think someone probably watched the first hour and realized that it wasn't working as a horror movie, so they rewrote the ending to make it into a screwball comedy thing. The movie only sways into an absurd comedy in the last half hour.
I'm also not buying the idea that this was meant to be funny. His acting is the only horrifying part of this whole movie. Physically, he's a low rent combination of Lou Ferrrigno and Frank Stallone. If I were Richard, I wouldn't quit my day job. Reading one of the other comments, I was led to believe that the lead "actor", Richard Benedetto, is some kind of established comedian. Take a stock shot of the desert and superimpose a picture of two people with paint brushes in the lower left corner. Apparently they have discovered some kind of ancient door, which they are brushing clean of sand. Then, it cuts to a shot of two archaeologists working on some kind of dig. There's some kind of ridiculous voice over about angels that plays over some really terrible CG shots of the Earth from space and some kind of comet. You know you're in trouble from the first frame of this movie. Hopefully very soon, someone is going to reinvigorate indie horror on a small budget and I can't wait to see it. Somewhere in the world, the next Sam Raimi is creating a horror masterpiece using just a digital movie camera, a home computer and a copy of Final Cut Pro. In general, I think the digital revolution is a good thing.
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